Thanks to your spy minions, you discover that the most famous fairy-tale characters dissolved “alpha-foolishness potions” into the world’s water supply. It’s time to create your own love-&-slavery potion.

a) Send your minions around the world to find the finest and foulest wizards.

b) Order the book Love Potions for Dummies online and create your own pestilent blend.

Choose A or B to shape your destiny.