Since no one remembers you, you realize that, at least at first, you need to associate yourself with a major villain celebrity.

a) Ask your minions to conduct a villainy study and partner with the most evil villain of all: a wheezing guy with asthma named Darth Naked.

b) Ask Sylvester the Cat to sponsor you and write your name on walls using Tweety’s blood.

Choose A or B to shape your destiny.