The world has changed a lot since the Brothers Grimm were writing fairy tales. Now most stories are born and die on something called the “web,” which supposedly has nothing to do with spiders (though you wouldn’t bet your hand on it).

a) Order your minions to create an epic trailer of you huffing, puffing, and laughing satanically while terrorizing a small village, then upload it to YouTube.

b) Create an account on “Macebook” and post random acts of villainy, wondering why there’s only a “Like” button and no “Dislike.”

Choose A or B to shape your destiny.